ouch, it hurts
ok this basically made my day. but this guy at work has a 5yo sin, and he goes up to his mother and says "oww momma, i feel bad. i think u need to take me to the doctor..", she replies "where does it hurt?". He goes on about how bad it feels for the next 5 mins.. then replies "its my bum.. it hurts", as he lies on the couch writhing in pain... she says "oh, whats wrong?", and then he goes "theres a crack in it" (ba-bom ching) and runs off laughing for the next 10 mins. teehee. even funnier considering it was devised by a 5 year old.